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 The Kitchen
"An army marches on its stomach."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
At Genomex, we care very deeply about the welfare and comfort of our dedicated employees. In addition to the comprehensive health, risk, and sudden death insurances we offer, some of our most important services are those provided by the kitchen.
The Canteen
A regular port of call for all Genomex staff, the canteen offers 24-hour service including unique breakfast, lunch, dinner and 'unidentified midnight meal' menus. Each meal has been calibrated for maximum nutrition by a team of specialists supervised by Mrs. Rogers (see below), and seems to include an abnormal amount of spinach.
Packed Lunches
For our field agents, nothing is more important than taking some of the comforts of the canteen with them. With our unique packed lunches, agents can turn their SUV into their very own canteen. All packed lunches will keep fresh for upwards of a week, and contain complementary cyanide capsules for quick-and-easy use.
Gourmet Dining
Genomex regularly plays host to intentational conferences and other esteemed guests. On these occasions, the kitchen staff outdo themselves with truly excellent, mouthwatering gourmet dishes for all attendees. Finn's Ravioli à la Genomex has to be tasted to be believed!
The Research Department
In addition to their regular menus, the kitchen staff is also dedicated to researching new, innovative, and often potentially explosive new substances. Sadly, their work is also classified, so you'll have to wait for it to make its way to a canteen near you!
Our staff
Finn McAteer
Hailing from Scotland, Finn is only one of our many employees who come from international locations. Finn is a highly trained gourmet chef and organic chemist, and his skills have contributed significantly to the work and wellbeing of the whole organisation. Finn's specialities include neurotoxins, mutagens, ravioli, and fairy cakes. You can find his blog here.
Mrs. Rogers
Head of the canteen, Mrs. Rogers rules with an iron fist and quite a few other inanimate objects. Her quality control is legendary, as are her absolutely uniform portion measurements. Rumour has it that Mrs. Rogers used to work for the KGB interrogation wing, but we couldn't possibly comment. Besides, her goulash is legendary.
Ben
The only other permanent kitchen employee, no one has ever quite figured out what he does, or who he is. We like him anyway.
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